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dave strider ([personal profile] oculusriffs) wrote2018-11-11 07:18 pm
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TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]
ryuji: (i wrote a new song okay?)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-03-21 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[If it's a trial by Japanese fire that Dave wants, then that's pretty much what he's bound to get. Ryuji's not a good teacher, though. Hell, he barely made it by as a student in the first place, but eventually, if they're going to get their asses off this RPG universe, then he's going to have to invest on getting his Japanese up to speed. Or, alternatively, his English up to speed. As great as having a really hot American boyfriend is, maybe some attempts need to be made.

Or maybe Ryuji just doesn't want Dave to end up getting sent to the police because his mom thinks that he's kidnapped him or something.

That's all speculative. But he still likes the idea of all of it, so it's worth believing in. He lifts his head up and tries to eek out a sentence, and it sounds nasally and wholly un-Ryuji. His voice already sounds different enough when he's speaking his native tongue, that it might as well be like someone else is talking to him entirely.]


けばいんだ。。。ええ。。。まだ英語と日本語を決めてないんだがね。。。ですが、これで教えても大丈夫だ? Mnn... Huh? Oh. Cool.

[And the streaming show is making sense to him again.]

I was just sayin', but this shit is so gaudy. Who'd wanna, like, life in that sorta thing? Ain't enough shit to actually own to put in all those rooms.
ryuji: (no job)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-03-21 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god that's the good scratch. Ryuji might actually fall asleep in position right then and there if he keeps this up. Then Dave can contend with 2 bodily fluids ending up on him (I'm so sorry) instead of the usual levels of drool. He gives a good, solid yawn, and thinks about how nice it would be to have functioning ramen in his life again.]

Dude, after bein' with the Kitsune for a month, even they don't shit where they sleep.

[Turning his head ever so slightly, he looks back at Dave and affords him a nice, tired, and totally out of it smile.]

Although... some of my best memories of you are toilet themed.

[That sure is a really fucking weird thing to say out loud, but what's done is done.]
ryuji: (i thought i'd give back)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-03-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[There is ALWAYS room for the both of them to get a whole lot grosser, to be absolutely honest. Thankfully, most of the body horror in this world is completely cordoned off to sniffy noses and a rumbly tumbly chest that kicks around like an old cadillac starting up when Ryuji - ah, there he goes. Coughs.

Doesn't sound that good either, as he tries to cover his mouth to stop the possibility of roommates succumbing to the plague that they brought down with them from the desert. He thinks he's just about over, when he breathes in and it's just pure sick-fire, and he has to lean over and grab a tissue to cover his nose as he rattles.

Gross!!!

But once that's over and the tissue is balled up and a free throw is made for the waste bin (cha-ching! 3 points from downtown), he notices that there's something else on TV other than some copyright free version of MTV cribs.

And what in the ever loving fuck is going on.

Ryuji watches on in horror and reverence.]


Holy shit, this is the best Christmas... movie... ever!? Wait, why is he a giant robot? You know what, I don't care, of course Santa's a giant goddamn robot.
ryuji: (at least a chance)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-03-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe they can convince the clerics to share a hospital bed or something. Cut down on expenses.

(It's probably less convincing and more like giving in, because let's face it, if they're going to be medbay bound, chances are one, or both of them, are going to take turns trying to visit the other, which is just about the opposite of what they're supposed to be doing while they recuperate.)

Or maybe Ryuji will stop being such a nitwit and go find out if Fantasy Costco sells Dayquail. The one with the cute animated bird on the logo that has a thermometer in its mouth? Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Dave will eventually pass out for the requisite 8-15 hours as he's destined to do, probably. Perfect time to crawl away and go do that.

Yeah, he's also been meaning to ask about the apple juice. Sure enough that stuff has to go bad at some point, right? And he can't, like... live off of a liquid diet forever. But then again, he's not sure he can really fault Dave for it. It's his favorite food in the entire world, and then there's still the conversation that they hit pause on back when they went to go find frozen burritos, fishnets, and kigus.

"My bro didn't really have a job. He did have a bunch of different websites that made some measure of money, but I can only throw out a guess at how much. Whatever it was, it was enough to pay for his shit."

His shit, right? Not Dave's, which probably means...

It's a little disconcerting to see him hoarding this much juice. Eh, something he'll mention later when they're not both metagorically dying to bacteria or whatever they're dealing with right now. He sidles right back up to Dave, leaning up against him, as he starts going on in English.

Ryuji's completely fucking lost.]


You lost me. But, uh, I think it had something to do with Santa being some evil snow giant that wanted to make kids miserable, so the Star King would come down and steal his big nutsack of toys and sleigh or some shit like that.

[That's... yeah, that's about as right as Ryuji is going to get with that story.]
ryuji: (yes we're gonna get a dish rack)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-03-25 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[On the other hand, if AJ is all he needed to start kicking off the mad gainz he was destined to start growing, then Ryuji might have to just haul off and destroy Bender. There are some things in the world that Ryuji will have trouble accepting, and being the little big spoon is one of them.

Jokes aside, though, it's something he'll remember to bring up with Dave. He needs to eat protein, and carbs, and fats. Ryuji doesn't have the best appetite in the world, and he leans way too much on junk food as it is, but he really, truly cares about his body and wants to take care of it as much as he can. He's well read when it comes to those workout magazines from back home, a few... er, thousands of years? removed from the research that went into their publications. Even if it's easier to read and preach than to actually comply with. And the station's food was all protein goo to begin with.

Which is all kinds of silly, now, considering Dave is practically that guy in the sports stadium with a tray of snacks on demand. He's been feeding Ryuji constantly over the past few months. His muscles are growing nicely in because of it, and as he continues to consume more calories to bulk up, he eats more. Time to pay that forward, he guesses.

But Dave starts to cough and Ryuji looks over at the pitiful scene. One good turn deserves another, huh? Oh god, not right into the Kigu.

Actually, yeah. Use that thing as a snot rag. All the more reason to ditch it down the space toilet. Regardless, Ryuji's already reflexively trying to soothe him down a little bit, touching him along the shoulder to guide him back into place against him when he's done. God, he can't bear to see Dave sick like this too. Himself? Whatever, he'll get over it. But he hates the idea of him being down for the count like this. They'll just have to take care of each other.]


You know what? You're right, dude. And fried chicken.

[Which pings something inside of him.]

... Hey, you know I brought a shadow vulture egg back, right? You think that thing can hatch?

[THIS IS A HORRIBLE FUCKING IDEA RYUJI.]