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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]

Comments

[ryuji]

I don't know what that means

But look at that it looks just like you it's awesome

[oculusriffs]

youre right it really does
i like the arm action deal hes got going on there
feels like its accurate as its gonna get

does this mean i get to make one for you

[ryuji]

🙊

[oculusriffs]

you make a strong argument dude
but im still gonna come up with one

[what does that ... even mean, Dave.]

hey
whatre you doing right now

[ryuji]

Uhhhhhhhhhh looking through the entire library of emojis and trying to figure out the best one I can use to hit on you

[He's an honest boy.]

[oculusriffs]

oh yeah
alright lets see what you got

[ryuji]

🙏🏼🕐🎌🐓🆗👌🏻❓

[oculusriffs]

wow
i mean
yeah okay


before we wander off further into uncharted lewd territory though
i gotta ask
a/s/l

[this is just going to be how they sext from now on, isn't it.]

[ryuji]

God did you walk straight outta an IOL chat room or something who still asks a/s/l these days

But sure I'll bite

69/beefy mcbeefcake/bein the man of your dreams

[oculusriffs]

man i know my shits stale
last system update was early 2009

[Dave, they stopped saying a/s/l way before 2009.]

you make it sound like youre askin me on a whataburger date though
which
yeah
im into that
you wanna emoji out a more specific location or what

[ryuji]

👇🏼🌵☀️🏍🚨🚨🚨🚨

[oculusriffs]

alright
youve got yourself a deal
gimme like thirty

[because what's a motorcycle ride through the desert with a hungry barbarian without SNACKS]

[ryuji]

Hell yeah you're talkin to my wiener right now dude and it's all like "Sup it's been dryer than a desert down here man thanks for the invite"

[oculusriffs]

huh
when did your dick get so articulate
not like thats a complaint or anything

also are you feelin more like weird jerky or weird bread rn

[ryuji]

Ever since it came back from its foreign exchange semenster

Oh maaaaaaaan

Protein or carbs

Protein or carbs...

Carbs? That'll restore energy. Let's go with bread.

[oculusriffs]

oh my fucking god dude

consider your order placed though
in turn i guess you can consider me goddamn king of the whataburgers
minus the burgers
so i guess this is more of a texas toast order
and carb loadings not a bad idea here

you want anything else while im at 7-11

[ryuji]

So that makes you king of What

[HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART.]

Yeah dude if they have any of those slushie bitches I'd like... like 6 of them.

Eh heh heh

I'm eatin' Texan tonight either way dude

[This is the beast you unleashed, David.]

[oculusriffs]

does that mean im getting mochi for dessert

[this is the actual worst.]

[ryuji]

We're talking about my ass right

Because if that's the case

Yeah, dude, I've got mochis of steel

[oculusriffs]

💯👌🏻✔️

[ryuji]

God I'm so proud of you