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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


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Comments

[ryuji]

Hell yeah you're talkin to my wiener right now dude and it's all like "Sup it's been dryer than a desert down here man thanks for the invite"

[oculusriffs]

huh
when did your dick get so articulate
not like thats a complaint or anything

also are you feelin more like weird jerky or weird bread rn

[ryuji]

Ever since it came back from its foreign exchange semenster

Oh maaaaaaaan

Protein or carbs

Protein or carbs...

Carbs? That'll restore energy. Let's go with bread.

[oculusriffs]

oh my fucking god dude

consider your order placed though
in turn i guess you can consider me goddamn king of the whataburgers
minus the burgers
so i guess this is more of a texas toast order
and carb loadings not a bad idea here

you want anything else while im at 7-11

[ryuji]

So that makes you king of What

[HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART.]

Yeah dude if they have any of those slushie bitches I'd like... like 6 of them.

Eh heh heh

I'm eatin' Texan tonight either way dude

[This is the beast you unleashed, David.]

[oculusriffs]

does that mean im getting mochi for dessert

[this is the actual worst.]

[ryuji]

We're talking about my ass right

Because if that's the case

Yeah, dude, I've got mochis of steel

[oculusriffs]

💯👌🏻✔️

[ryuji]

God I'm so proud of you