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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]

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[oculusriffs]

does he
i was gonna try my rpg emphatic duty deal on him
and if that doesnt work i was gonna recount the plot to santa claus conquers the martians
see if he can be outdone on his word vomit
or rap at him
can you bust a good rhyme

[protegge]

not as far as i know
but ive never tried so maybe

if i could rap anything itd be santa claus conquers the martians-related

[oculusriffs]

god damn dude
regardless of if you actually use this to distract a cactus
ima need to hear your thesis in verse
like if i dont get your thoughts on santas inner psyche when hes teaching martians about the yuletides or whatever
delivered in a fuckin sick flow
i might actually fly off the handle

[protegge]

you just wanna hear me fuck up real bad
unless the fact that i cant sing at all means im the worlds best rapper secretly

thatd be kind of great though
id be the first italian christmas rapper
sleigh-z

[oculusriffs]

nah that aint it
well yeah okay thats pretty much it
but tearing out a good rhyme on a whim
or even a kinda shitty one that you can massage a little bit
make it something sleigh-z would wanna leave behind under the christmas tree
thats like the best fuckin feeling in the world


also if you need a cheesy beatboxer i know a guy

[protegge]

is it you
is the cheesy beatboxer you

[oculusriffs]

i guess i could on commission or something
but nah
im talking about ryuji

[protegge]

seriously? he beatboxes?
i didnt figure him for the type

but then again i know like 1 thing about beatboxing and that is dont do it with your mouth full of crackers

i had a friend once who was pretty good at it and he spit crackers all over me once is how i know

[oculusriffs]

what
how are you reconciling bein on the receiving end of cracker shrapnel with bein good at beatboxing

also
i just kinda grossed myself out

[protegge]

no i mean theyre separate things

he was good at beatboxing but bad at eating and sometimes liked to beatbox while eating which is just not a good experience for anyone
except him i guess. he laughed

also: thats fair im also grossed out

[oculusriffs]

you have weirdass friends dude

[pot, kettle, Dave, etc.!!]

[protegge]

you have a weird face

[So.]

youre just jealous that your squad doesnt have a signature dance. i get that
its pretty cool and id be jealous too

[oculusriffs]

am i
what makes you think i dont have a signature dance

[protegge]

if you do youre OBVIOUSLY not showing it off enough
and i feel like youd show it off
if not ive massively misjudged you

[oculusriffs]

okay well
were gonna have to correct that right this goddamn second
where are you

[dance off?]



[dance off.]

[protegge]

im at the succulent

[because of course he is]

stylosas gonna be pissed if you interrupt her set with sick moves tho
you wanna meet outside

[oculusriffs]

yeah alright

[i think the most embarrassing part of this entire thing is, having seen both Mista and Dave's dance moves .... Mista is gonna win, easily.]