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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]

Comments

[protegge]

no i mean theyre separate things

he was good at beatboxing but bad at eating and sometimes liked to beatbox while eating which is just not a good experience for anyone
except him i guess. he laughed

also: thats fair im also grossed out

[oculusriffs]

you have weirdass friends dude

[pot, kettle, Dave, etc.!!]

[protegge]

you have a weird face

[So.]

youre just jealous that your squad doesnt have a signature dance. i get that
its pretty cool and id be jealous too

[oculusriffs]

am i
what makes you think i dont have a signature dance

[protegge]

if you do youre OBVIOUSLY not showing it off enough
and i feel like youd show it off
if not ive massively misjudged you

[oculusriffs]

okay well
were gonna have to correct that right this goddamn second
where are you

[dance off?]



[dance off.]

[protegge]

im at the succulent

[because of course he is]

stylosas gonna be pissed if you interrupt her set with sick moves tho
you wanna meet outside

[oculusriffs]

yeah alright

[i think the most embarrassing part of this entire thing is, having seen both Mista and Dave's dance moves .... Mista is gonna win, easily.]