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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]

Comments

[ryuji]

🙊

[oculusriffs]

you make a strong argument dude
but im still gonna come up with one

[what does that ... even mean, Dave.]

hey
whatre you doing right now

[oculusriffs]

[if you could call trading one (1) berry for Vista Virs' kinda gross flatbread version of one (1) piece of toast, then yes! Dave is absolutely doing something very cool.]

[he's also either innately good at time or counting days or something, probably. because when Kaede catches his attention, he glances over his shoulder, eyes not quite obscured by the shades for once. and he kinda smiles. it's a half smirk, half-quarter smile sorta deal.]

Yeah? What is it?

[protegge]

seriously? he beatboxes?
i didnt figure him for the type

but then again i know like 1 thing about beatboxing and that is dont do it with your mouth full of crackers

i had a friend once who was pretty good at it and he spit crackers all over me once is how i know

[ryuji]

Uhhhhhhhhhh looking through the entire library of emojis and trying to figure out the best one I can use to hit on you

[He's an honest boy.]

[gotyourbach]

[Wow....... such a cool dude.

That smirk makes her feel like he already knows, but she's going to tell him anyway.]

Valentines Day! I don't know how they do it in America, but in Japan, girls give their friends chocolates today. So... here!

[She holds out both hands, revealing a small cloth bag full of spicy chocolates.]

I wanted to give these to you.

[oculusriffs]

what
how are you reconciling bein on the receiving end of cracker shrapnel with bein good at beatboxing

also
i just kinda grossed myself out

[protegge]

no i mean theyre separate things

he was good at beatboxing but bad at eating and sometimes liked to beatbox while eating which is just not a good experience for anyone
except him i guess. he laughed

also: thats fair im also grossed out

[oculusriffs]

oh yeah
alright lets see what you got

[ryuji]

🙏🏼🕐🎌🐓🆗👌🏻❓

[oculusriffs]

[he's SO COOL you just. have no idea.]

[except for the part where he actually isn't, and in fact, almost seems a smidge surprised at the gesture, even if he might have guessed what it was. look, Dave's a weird kid, and he tends to straddle the line between acting like he doesn't care and completely owning his weirdness, so...]

[so maybe the surprise is over the fact that this isn't one of those "you get a Valentine because we're in the same class" deals like most of them were back home. it's more like a "you get a Valentine because we're friends" deal.]

[he's learned, over time, to better respect that kind of sincerity, even though he's not all that great at expressing it himself. he reaches out to take the bag, peeking inside.]

Thanks. [the smirk's become something much more like a smile now, albeit a small one.]

You said it was just girls? When do I get to give you something back?

[oculusriffs]

you have weirdass friends dude

[pot, kettle, Dave, etc.!!]

[oculusriffs]

wow
i mean
yeah okay


before we wander off further into uncharted lewd territory though
i gotta ask
a/s/l

[this is just going to be how they sext from now on, isn't it.]

[protegge]

you have a weird face

[So.]

youre just jealous that your squad doesnt have a signature dance. i get that
its pretty cool and id be jealous too

[ryuji]

God did you walk straight outta an IOL chat room or something who still asks a/s/l these days

But sure I'll bite

69/beefy mcbeefcake/bein the man of your dreams

[oculusriffs]

am i
what makes you think i dont have a signature dance

[oculusriffs]

man i know my shits stale
last system update was early 2009

[Dave, they stopped saying a/s/l way before 2009.]

you make it sound like youre askin me on a whataburger date though
which
yeah
im into that
you wanna emoji out a more specific location or what

[ryuji]

👇🏼🌵☀️🏍🚨🚨🚨🚨

[oculusriffs]

alright
youve got yourself a deal
gimme like thirty

[because what's a motorcycle ride through the desert with a hungry barbarian without SNACKS]

[ryuji]

Hell yeah you're talkin to my wiener right now dude and it's all like "Sup it's been dryer than a desert down here man thanks for the invite"

[oculusriffs]

huh
when did your dick get so articulate
not like thats a complaint or anything

also are you feelin more like weird jerky or weird bread rn

[ryuji]

Ever since it came back from its foreign exchange semenster

Oh maaaaaaaan

Protein or carbs

Protein or carbs...

Carbs? That'll restore energy. Let's go with bread.

[oculusriffs]

oh my fucking god dude

consider your order placed though
in turn i guess you can consider me goddamn king of the whataburgers
minus the burgers
so i guess this is more of a texas toast order
and carb loadings not a bad idea here

you want anything else while im at 7-11

[ryuji]

So that makes you king of What

[HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART.]

Yeah dude if they have any of those slushie bitches I'd like... like 6 of them.

Eh heh heh

I'm eatin' Texan tonight either way dude

[This is the beast you unleashed, David.]

[oculusriffs]

does that mean im getting mochi for dessert

[this is the actual worst.]