dave strider (
oculusriffs) wrote2018-04-28 11:13 am
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TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it
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wait what
are you saying you can still hear the music
youre not hearing someones shitty haunted house mix tape when you leave your room
how did you manage that
[the answer to that may or may not ... be obvious? Dave may or may not also be a moron sometimes.]
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1 N3V3R STOPP3D H34R1NG 1T
DO YOU TH1NK 1T M1GHT B3 B3C4US3 1 TOOK H3R OFF3R?
D1D YOU R3FUS3 1T?
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did you turn into cloud of butterflies too
youre right though
i turned down her offer
a lot of the shit she made sounded like
REALLY fucking good on paper
or in my brain i guess
but i dunno i couldnt shake something the cloud of butterflies i did talk to said
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1T'S 4LW4YS B33N R34LLY H4RD FOR M3 TO T4LK 4BOUT MY PROBL3MS 4ND HOW 1 F33L
1'V3 TR13D TO K33P 1T QU13T BUT 1T'S SOM3TH1NG TH4T'S B33N SCR3W1NG M3 UP FOR 4 R34LLY LONG T1M3!
SO SH3 G4V3 M3 4 W4Y TO M4K3 1T 34S13R FOR M3
>:O
4ND WH4T D1D TH3 3R1K4 CLOUD OF BUTT3RFL13S S4Y?
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pretty much exactly that
with a side of how being butterflies means your secrets stop mattering
and how it means you turn into all your selves at once
including the ones youre trying to hide or cant be or some shit like that
which i guess makes sense from some non splintery standpoint
i think thats what dirk called em
but im not really all that keen on knowing what random discount doomed dave two fucking thousand has been getting up to
im not even sure i want to know what the john fixed the timeline dave is doing
[this is just like old times, honestly. Dave having an axe to grind, despite sometimes giving off the air of being too cool for this, and just dumping his lengthy complaints on Terezi whether she wants to hear them or not. he may as well be face down on the floor, fresh off an acrobatic pirouette off the handle.]
wait hang on
if you didnt turn into butterflies then what happened
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BUT 1T S33MS TO B3 WORK1NG FOR H3R JUST F1N3
WH4T H4PP3N3D TO H3R W4S 4BOUT H3R! 4ND WH4T WOULD H4V3 H4PP3N3D TO YOU WOULD H4V3 B33N 4BOUT YOU
4ND WH4T *YOU* W4NT3D
NOT H3R OR 4NYON3 3LS3 OR 4NY OF YOUR F1V3 M1LL1ON P3RMUT4T1ONS
UNL3SS TH4T'S WH4T YOU W4NT3D
SOM3T1M3S P3OPL3 N33D H3LP B31NG OK4Y W1TH TH3MS3LV3S
TO H34L 4ND MOV3 ON 4ND B3COM3 TH3 YOU TH4T M4K3S YOU H4PP13ST
4ND SOM3T1M3S P3OPL3 4R3N'T R34DY TO B3 OK4Y W1TH TH4T H4PP1N3SS
4NYW4Y
HM
1 DON'T KNOW HOW 4LS3 TO PUT 1T, D4V3
BUT 1'V3 GOT 4 LOT OF MOUTHS NOW.
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it kinda sounded like the radio knew but
fuck it
too late for that now its just haunted horror hour for the rest of eternity i guess
uh
what
how many mouths are we talkin here
like can you give a number or would you need help counting
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UHHHHH
4... LOT?
1 D1DN'T 3X4CTLY T4LLY TH3M 4LL UP WH3N 1 GOT TH3M
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[because "one of your best friends pulled a major but probably thematically appropriate transformation" is apparently barely a blip on Dave's weird radar.]
wait thats not what i meant to ask
well
okay yeah it was
that and does that mean you can super taste things now
but you said youre better than you have been in a while right
now that youve accepted her and changed
thats actually the most important question ive got
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MY PROBL3MS 4R3N'T GON3 4ND HON3STLY 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 W4NT3D H3R TO JUST F1X TH3M FOR M3
BUT 1T'S MOR3 L1K3 1 H4V3 4 W4Y TO D34L W1TH TH3M NOW
1NST34D OF TH3M CONST4NTLY 34T1NG 4W4Y 4T M3
1T'S L1K3 SOM3TH1NG W4S 4LW4YS JUST OUT OF R34CH 4ND 1 GOT 4 ST3PL4DD3R TO H3LP M3 UP
1 ST1LL H4V3 TO T4K3 1T MYS3LF BUT 4T L34ST 1T'S POSS1BL3 NOW
>:]