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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person. it's a hunk of junk space house. in space. he's around here somewhere.]

Comments

[iustitia]

1 DON'T KNOW WH4T K1ND OF PROBL3MS SOM3ON3 WOULD H4V3 TO TURN 1NTO 4N 1NF1N1T3 1NS3CT FR4CT4L SW4RM
BUT 1T S33MS TO B3 WORK1NG FOR H3R JUST F1N3
WH4T H4PP3N3D TO H3R W4S 4BOUT H3R! 4ND WH4T WOULD H4V3 H4PP3N3D TO YOU WOULD H4V3 B33N 4BOUT YOU
4ND WH4T *YOU* W4NT3D
NOT H3R OR 4NYON3 3LS3 OR 4NY OF YOUR F1V3 M1LL1ON P3RMUT4T1ONS
UNL3SS TH4T'S WH4T YOU W4NT3D

SOM3T1M3S P3OPL3 N33D H3LP B31NG OK4Y W1TH TH3MS3LV3S
TO H34L 4ND MOV3 ON 4ND B3COM3 TH3 YOU TH4T M4K3S YOU H4PP13ST

4ND SOM3T1M3S P3OPL3 4R3N'T R34DY TO B3 OK4Y W1TH TH4T H4PP1N3SS

4NYW4Y
HM
1 DON'T KNOW HOW 4LS3 TO PUT 1T, D4V3
BUT 1'V3 GOT 4 LOT OF MOUTHS NOW.

[oculusriffs]

i dont even know what i want though
it kinda sounded like the radio knew but
fuck it
too late for that now its just haunted horror hour for the rest of eternity i guess

uh
what
how many mouths are we talkin here
like can you give a number or would you need help counting

[iustitia]

UH
UHHHHH
4... LOT?
1 D1DN'T 3X4CTLY T4LLY TH3M 4LL UP WH3N 1 GOT TH3M

[oculusriffs]

can i count them

[because "one of your best friends pulled a major but probably thematically appropriate transformation" is apparently barely a blip on Dave's weird radar.]

wait thats not what i meant to ask
well
okay yeah it was
that and does that mean you can super taste things now

but you said youre better than you have been in a while right
now that youve accepted her and changed
thats actually the most important question ive got

[iustitia]

Y3S, 1T'S TH3 S4M3 S3NS3 OF T4ST3 BUT 1N MOR3 PL4C3S NOW, 4ND Y3S

MY PROBL3MS 4R3N'T GON3 4ND HON3STLY 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 W4NT3D H3R TO JUST F1X TH3M FOR M3
BUT 1T'S MOR3 L1K3 1 H4V3 4 W4Y TO D34L W1TH TH3M NOW
1NST34D OF TH3M CONST4NTLY 34T1NG 4W4Y 4T M3
1T'S L1K3 SOM3TH1NG W4S 4LW4YS JUST OUT OF R34CH 4ND 1 GOT 4 ST3PL4DD3R TO H3LP M3 UP
1 ST1LL H4V3 TO T4K3 1T MYS3LF BUT 4T L34ST 1T'S POSS1BL3 NOW
>:]