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dave strider ([personal profile] oculusriffs) wrote2018-11-11 07:18 pm
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TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]
ryuji: (well thats a little unrealistic)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-01-09 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Look at that perfect dismount! 10, 10, 10... and that's an 8 from the Ryussian judge. Go figure. He offers a wide smile at it though, considering that he's still playing along with the entire ruse.

Still, he's the law of the land here, and he doesn't put away his fingergun. Dave the Kid is known for his mysterious ways. The type of ways that has helped him evade being arrested for far, far too long. And this old bounty hunter over here is weak enough to fall for that silver tongued rascal.]


It's cool, I expected you to come kickin' and screaming anyway.

[You know what would be great right now? A fishnet.]

Hey, you tracked me tracking you? That feels like watchin' me text you by readin' over my shoulder.
ryuji: (no i call it andy's mouth surprise)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-01-11 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds up the carrot that he definitely still has that was, up until a moment ago, hanging out of his pocket.

Yeah, was that a carrot in your pants or were you happy to see me?]


Hey, on that creepy ass note, I don't really care anyway. Ain't like I text people stuff I wouldn't show you anyway.

[Aside from it being true, his bracer's pretty much always open for inspection and dumb self-texts if he ever has the inclination, and then... he huffs out a sigh.]

I can't believe I missed an opportunity to use this goddamn mutant carrot as a bazooka gun. Okay, since you're comin' in quietly, I don't gotta tie your hands up, right?
ryuji: (like debt and everything?)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-01-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're makin' my job here really easy, dude.

[Which had a few layers of meaning as Dave holds his hand like this. Ryuji gives a small squeeze back to let him know that he's actually pretty appreciative of that gesture, since turning himself in was admirable in and of itself.

Probably a month until that thing needs to get thrown out or replanted. Don't let him near the greenhouse, though.]


I dunno how else to test this oath thingy, but I'd say the results of this entire experiment turned out pretty well. [Oh, god, can he really consort with a sworn enemy like this? He lifts their connected hands and presses his lips down a little north of Dave's wrist. He sure can. It feels somewhat congratulatory, actually.]

Don't got any plans after this. We could... go back to my place and cuddle over some webflix if you wanna. Or... y'know, we could always try to turn Qrow's office pink and see if we can get away with it.
ryuji: (i'm not crying!)

[personal profile] ryuji 2019-01-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Man, you really are a mastermind, aren't you? Why are you so sexy when you do it.

[That one is a lot less of a blunder and way more of a sincere compliment, for once, and it doesn't take much for him to follow along with that. With everything, more or less.]

If it's like a muscle, we should work it out. I bet if we get really good at this shit, we can probably... I dunno, actually pinpoint exact locations. I'm with ya. Let's try it out every now and then. I'll try to make it harder every time.

[Not just the GPS component too, but he wants to learn how to read Dave's state. It's easy enough to find him, but knowing if he's scared, or if he's confident, or if he's up to no good... that stuff could be important too.]

Alright, 'nuff said. Let's go trash Qrow's office.