[did Dirk order an entire crew of pirates!!! because that is, in fact, what's waiting for him — they're all standing there at the edge, weapons raised, ready to take on what appears to be a potential raider, when —]
[ — when they're ordered to chill out, and to fuck off for a few minutes. god, Dave does not make for a very good pirate captain at all, honestly. but there he is, in charge of a ship and a crew for some reason, if only because a man with an extremely powerful Grand Relic decided to take control of his soul, and put him there.]
What the. Where the fuck did you get that, dude?
[he probably means the sub. but maybe also the AJ.]
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[ — when they're ordered to chill out, and to fuck off for a few minutes. god, Dave does not make for a very good pirate captain at all, honestly. but there he is, in charge of a ship and a crew for some reason, if only because a man with an extremely powerful Grand Relic decided to take control of his soul, and put him there.]
What the. Where the fuck did you get that, dude?
[he probably means the sub. but maybe also the AJ.]