ryuji: (at least a chance)
💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-01-05 11:16 pm (UTC)

[Set to phallic.

Was that a mistake? Ryuji looks down at the carrot in his hand, the realization that he just said he was hung and not hungry, and then casually nods. You know what? Fuck it. They're stuck in this hell together.]


Yeah, I got dick on the brain pretty much all the time.

[The merchant is so horrified. Don't do this, Ryuji. Meanwhile, he's pretty content with what he just dropped, and proud, too that he didn't fade away into a bashful state of nonexistence. Improvement! Maybe.

Or maybe the burger is filling him with determination. It's really gosh darn good. They should leave this stall forever. Good bye, weird carrot seller.

What the hell is he going to do with a carrot. Smoothie?]


... this is kinda new. The last time there were burgers in the caf, they tasted like sweaty jock strap. [How would he...] But the meat's all like... perfectly put together, the lettuce is crisp as shit... it's like... ugh. Meaty explosions for days. Good choice, babe.

[He takes another bite and his eyes go wide. Wait, rewind, what did he just call him? Don't bring attention to it. He looks away, trying to play it off as he devours another healthy chunk of the meal.]

Uh...hem, anyway, you're up next.

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