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oculusriffs) wrote2018-04-28 11:13 am
oculusriffs) wrote2018-04-28 11:13 am
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TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it
[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person. it's a hunk of junk space house. in space. he's around here somewhere.]
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Alright
I'll open the cupboard.... and look....
Only cause you asked though
[He does go and check; it takes a minute or two longer to actually respond back. Maybe three or four minutes, because he's currently petting at how fucking soft this shit really is.
God, no one's watching him, right?]
Nope
These space ghosts aren't my mom they're not gonna initial my undies so that they don't get lost somehow. At least I hope they ain't my mom. I wouldn't know what to get them for christmas. What the hell do you get a ghost for christmas?
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someone has to be able to sleep cozily
unless youre afraid youre gonna catch eau du monkey or something
or youre really planning on wearing them
actually
yeah im goin with that game theory
also considering the lack of basically anything here
regifting is pretty much your only option for christmas
so if you wanna tear the pjs up and give them back to the ghosts
just tell me which toilet to meet you at
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I dunno maybe if it gets super, super ARCTIC in here or something I'll don the jammies and curl up in em. Hell I'll even come over and jump on your bed just so I can fall off and bump my head
Shit will be lit
But when I do eventually flush them down the shitter you know you're gonna be the #1 on my contacts list to give a ring. We kinda have a thing goin' for us and I ain't about to stop any of that sweet, sweet friendship jam
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[grodie. it means you're grodie, Dave.]
i dont know how to treat concussions dude
maybe you should keep your injurious shenanigans where the space plumber doctor can find you
but yeah im completely game for that
ive got some metaphorical shit lying around that i wouldnt mind flushing straight back to the toilet ghosts
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My mom used to get those stupid freaking wall plugins that scent the room that you're in. It's how I found out I'm pretty allergic to a bunch of those weird ass ones like sage and lime. Eh, that's not the point I'm tryin' to make
But yeah, you stop noticing the smell after a week or two and then you have a friend come over and they tell you how good your room smells?
I think body funk is kinda the same way. Deodorant wasn't around like 300 years ago, right so like... people probably smelled effin' AWFULLL and no one gave a shit. It's also kinda a weird gross punk thing not to wear the stuff as some sorta act of rebellion but not so much me, I like my pits bein' sporty fresh like I just shoved a car freshener up in there and it's all NEW CAR day
[. . .]
Wait what's the metaphor? Is it shit that's the metaphor or are you talkin' about intangible stuff. Like letting go of some weird feeling you just dunk it down the hole, or... are you getting more "gifts" that need to get taken care of
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this entire conversation is making me want to take a shower
[Dave "you smell like if someone took a dump on a butt" Strider. there's no way he's ever been any better, especially after spending three years on a meteor like he did.]
nah its another present from the christmas spirits
uh
actually
this is kind of out of the baseball field or whatever
but you havent seen a guy with a hat and pointy shades around right
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God this is like encroaching the space of grossness even I can't deal with.
Guessin' you're talkin' about the ghost of Christmas past at this point huh
Nah, you're the only shady guy I know on the station
Wait
Shades-guy
Why what's up
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nothing i dont think
just found something that belonged to my bro
wanted to make sure
[he could leave it at that. but leaving it ambiguous sort of implies that he would actually want to bump into his guardian, three years removed from his influence, having finally realized just how wholly unloved he was the first 13 years of his life.]
[he isn't really sure whether to put a warning here, or to just say something else in a way so Ryuji might still understand. he does remember the ramblings — or at least, he's pretty sure he remembers the direction they were heading, before the subject was abruptly changed.]
wouldnt worry about it anyway
its more likely just ghosts pulling their usual shit
probably think theyre fuckin hilarious
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There's a ton of people on this station, if someone you were related to showed up wouldn't he like... wanna find you? I dunno, I'd ask around just to make sure.
[Just as he hits send on that last text he gets to thinking that it might not be an actually wanted reunion? Is he getting better at reading Dave?]
The ghosts are probably just drumming up old shit from our pasts to get a rise out of us or make us more vulnerable enough to feed off our negative energy or something
I dunno
Either that or they're really effin' socially inept and think they're helpin' us if that's what they kinda think is helping anyway
Callin' bullshit on that one though
What'd you get?
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it was a comic
my bro spent most of his time on a bunch of different uh
enterprises
comics bein one of them
they were all part of this steely hyper ironic bro ninja code thing he had going
so the humors hard to explain
mostly because i dont fuckin get it either
[it's the most he's said to anyone about his bro, outside of his friends from home. it's even more than what he'd explained to Dirk, the one person who had the right above anybody else to hear about it. Dave had been too chickenshit to.]
[but, it also speaks to the level of trust that Dave has in Ryuji.]
probably wouldnt hurt to save it for a day the ghosts really deserve it
just flush it right back to sender
well make a holiday of it
clog the toilets with anything were given that isnt worth keeping
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I have no clue what a hyper ironic bro ninja code is but it sounds kinda lame. Most of the shit you come up with when you're a kid kinda is anyway but judgin' how you have one the best senses of humor around, if you didn't get it it probably wasn't funny
And dude, of course, if you don't want that shit around, just dunk it. Send it right back to the Ghost North Pole where they got all these middle aged elves workin' on sending us care packages with big giant "screw you" ribbons tied all around em
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maybe youre right
sending bad presents right down the shit shaft is pretty cathartic
at least
in the experience ive had with it so far
it is when youve got an accomplice
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Those are the type of words a dude can get sentimental over
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im allowed to feel nostalgic over burrito toilet funerals all i want
thats basically our thing now isnt it
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But, y'know, if it's our thing then yeah I guess that fits too
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just roll with it
[like a ... like a burrito. god this is so far out in lame territory that nobody's even had a chance to name the landmarks yet.]
[Ryussia sounds good.]