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[oculusriffs]

TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


[want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person. it's a hunk of junk space house. in space. he's around here somewhere.]

Comments

[ryuji]

[Way to ecumenically insensitive to the multiverse, Dave!!!]

I dunno why you keep insistin' on it bein' Mario, dude, Marco's Party isn't the same without Marco and just sounds weird as Mario

Anyway, yeah

Winking emote (again)

[oculusriffs]

[look, copyright laws aside, sometimes the multiverse is just plain wrong.]

what
no
marcos the one that sounds weird
thats not even a subjective thing its just fact
wait hang on
whats marcos bros name again

also you should winking emote at me one more time

[ryuji]

[What are you doing oh god Nintendo PLEASE DON'T SUE US FOR THIS INFRINGEMENT.]

Huh? How do you not know that?

Ruigi

[...]

AND YES THERE'S A DIFFERENCE IN THE PRONUNCIATION DON'T START THAT SHIT WITH ME

Winking emote

[oculusriffs]

[............]

how do you pronounce it then
i wanna hear you say it

[you never know ... Ryuji might get a winking emote in return for his effort.]

[ryuji]

[Okay, fine- Ryuji wants to make his point so intently that he records his voice saying the two. One is Ree-you-ji, and one is Ruu-ee-ji, but honestly, the difference in vocal tones is pretty fucking bare minimal. He listens to it once, and then twice, and glares at his smartwatch. What crappy quality, that's CLEARLY THE PROBLEM HERE.

But either way, he hits send.]

See what I mean?

It's completely different.

COMPLETELY.

[Is... it though?]

[oculusriffs]

[... right tap + saving that recording. for later. for non-nefarious reasons. that's probably a thing you can do with these smartwatches.]

uh
yeah i can hear it
sort of
theres a difference in like the first ghost of a syllable
anyway why dont you go with his name on my earth
start callin him luigi

[ryuji]

[So the funny part about all of this is that... Ryuji wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Luigi and Ruigi in his native language either way. It's still the principle of the matter, thought... can he desecrate such a noble name? What's to come of the dearly be-hated Waruigi, then?

Also, what. Why are you saving that, Dave.]

I dunno man, why don't I just call the sky green or blood pink?

Because it is what it is and that shit is super important! What if there's nothing left to remember of my earth and it goes down in like history books or something as Luigi instead of Ruigi and then

Nah I honestly don't even care that much

Luigi it is

[Praise be to Nantendo.]

[oculusriffs]

[so you’re saying, if they were having this conversation in Tokyo, none of it would be making any sense?]

[i mean. less sense.]

there you go
luigi and his bro with the kinda weird name marco
so whens the play happening

[ryuji]

[About equal sense. 0 x 0 still equals zero.]

Hold on I got an advance copy of the playbill

[As he sends over a picture of him holding up the handwritten invitations that Alucard had made. Lapis Lazuli as "everyone else" still makes him laugh.]

Thou mayest be there or be square

[oculusriffs]

[math ........]

[but give Dave a minute or two to completely, thankfully in private, lose it at the hamsters' names. he forgot how absolutely ridiculous they were.]

[not that he's got any room to be calling anything ridiculous? this is the same kid who collected weird dead shit, then not only thought to, but followed through on, combining one of them with a Mr. T plush.]

takin into account your sales pitch here
like id ever actually miss it

[it's a date, then.]