[oh ... man, you know how Hajime is weirded out by basically everything Dave does or says? that's probably the one question he's asked so far that has the weirdest answer yet.]
["yeah, we're related. yeah, he's my age, and yeah, if complicated situations uncomplicate themselves, then i'd call him my bro. but if you wanna get technical, i guess, he's really my dad. and also, my best friend who gave me the shades scienced us all up in a lab on a meteor in the middle of space, and then i rode down to earth on a pony on another meteor.
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["yeah, we're related. yeah, he's my age, and yeah, if complicated situations uncomplicate themselves, then i'd call him my bro. but if you wanna get technical, i guess, he's really my dad. and also, my best friend who gave me the shades scienced us all up in a lab on a meteor in the middle of space, and then i rode down to earth on a pony on another meteor.
"the pony didn't make it."]
yeah
didnt know you knew him