[He didn't expect this to happen so soon? It's going so fast, from 0 to 80 in a 25mph zone, and Ryuji's staring onto this fine mess and waiting for the inevitable irritability to start kicking in. Is Dave going to live up to his new titular role as the Cat Whisperer? Is Ryuji ever going to make friends with Lisa?
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Oh my god.
[He literally just referred to Ryuji as his pooper scooper and he doesn't??? know how he actually feels about that at the moment. He's not wrong, it's just. Man, he's willing to accept the responsibility that comes along with pet ownership no problem, but he doesn't want to talk or hear about the gross litter box cleaning that he has to do- it's a begrudging task that even a true labor of love wouldn't satisfy.
And then, in a smaller voice, just to himself, as his features twist into increasing levels of incredulity:]
Dude...
[This is actually terrible, why did he ask Dave to do this?]
Do I...?
[Ryuji lowers his nose and lifts his shoulder upward a little bit to see if he actually smells. Embarrassing human being, right here.]
I don't smell. [Confirming to himself, really, voice still low and self-assuring.]
Dave... man... that was... super goddamn heartwarming and all, but shit.
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Oh my god.
[He literally just referred to Ryuji as his pooper scooper and he doesn't??? know how he actually feels about that at the moment. He's not wrong, it's just. Man, he's willing to accept the responsibility that comes along with pet ownership no problem, but he doesn't want to talk or hear about the gross litter box cleaning that he has to do- it's a begrudging task that even a true labor of love wouldn't satisfy.
And then, in a smaller voice, just to himself, as his features twist into increasing levels of incredulity:]
Dude...
[This is actually terrible, why did he ask Dave to do this?]
Do I...?
[Ryuji lowers his nose and lifts his shoulder upward a little bit to see if he actually smells. Embarrassing human being, right here.]
I don't smell. [Confirming to himself, really, voice still low and self-assuring.]
Dave... man... that was... super goddamn heartwarming and all, but shit.