oculusriffs: shan-fire @ tumblr (we have cotton candy dumpass)
2018-12-19 09:10 pm
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balance character sheet

DAVE STRIDER
Paladin
5
Human
Chaotic good
Knight
18
STR
+4
9
DEX
-1
14
CON
+2
11
INT
+0
13
WIS
+1
15
CHA
+2
-1
INITIATIVE
+3
PROFICIENCY
30
SPEED
44
MAX HP
44
CURRENT HP
18
ARMOR CLASS

HIT DICE
5d10
SAVING THROWS
☑ +4 str
☐ -1 dex
☐ +2 con
☐ +0 int
☑ +4 wis
☑ +5 cha
OTHER PROFICIENCIES & LANGUAGES
  • languages: common, english
  • weapons: swords, sometimes broken
  • armor: light, medium, heavy, shields
  • other: looks completely sweet in shades
  • SKILLS
    ☐ -1 acrobatics
    ☐ +1 animal handling
    ☐ +0 arcana
    ☑ +7 athletics
    ☐ +2 deception
    ☑ +3 history
    ☐ +1 insight
    ☐ +2 intimidation
    ☐ +0 investigation
    ☑ +4 medicine
    ☐ +0 nature
    ☐ +1 perception
    ☐ +2 performance
    ☑ +5 persuasion
    ☑ +3 religion
    ☐ -1 sleight of hand
    ☐ -1 stealth
    ☐ +1 survival


    11
    PASSIVE PERCEPTION
    INSPIRATION
    INVENTORY
  • BIAS supplies
  • iPhone 3G
  • finger in a jar (holy item)
  • fishnet stockings
  • aviator shades
  • ANYTHING ELSE
    current dead Dave count: 1
    current Cryder count: 2
    paladin oath w/Ryuji Sakamoto
    PATH ACTIONS
    flaming sword
    sets shit on glitchy fire
    target: weapon
    perform oath
    two-way comms, gps
    self, target
    emphatic duty
    major persuasion
    target
    aura of courage
    human flashlight
    self
    lay on hands
    he can heal but he sucks at it
    target
    command
    what it says on the tin
    target
    shield of faith
    tank one hit via majyyks
    target
    divine sense
    can smell undead; they smell like rotten apples
    passive
    WEAPONS
    SORD.....
    it sucks
    it really sucks
    SORD.....
    this one is functional
    1d10+4 slashing

    art by deadanchors at tumblr
    oculusriffs: dodostad @ tumblr (a fuckin BIRD was involved)
    2018-11-11 07:18 pm
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    inbox for [community profile] balance_rpg


    TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


    [want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]
    oculusriffs: catrente @ tumblr (this is a dave out there)
    2018-05-16 01:23 pm
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    acatalepsy thread tracker









    APRIL/2018

    » TDM TOP LEVEL: dave raps until he's literally ill

    starring jolie harmony, the doctor, roy mustang, rion kugayama, geir, tweek

    MAY/2018

    » NETWORK WITH ASTORIA: magic mom called him weird :(
    » LOG WITH KOU TOKISAKA: you okay there pal
    » LOG WITH REAN SCHWARZER: continuing to cheese the economy
    » LOG WITH ALISAIE LEVILLEUR: tis not a shield you ninny
    » LOG WITH AKIRA KURUSU: akira does an acrobatic pirouette through a door
    » INBOX WITH RION KUGAYAMA: as it turns out rion is a spice girl
    » EL MINHA TOP LEVEL: dave completely cheeses the economy

    starring npc jalin, rion kugayama, firo prochainezo, eliza aberdeen, the doctor, kite, geir, akira kurusu, sorey, jing

    JUNE/2018

    » LOG WITH RION KUGAYAMA: songbird spice
    » LOG WITH AKIRA KURUSU: rank 9 apparently includes shoulder checks
    » LOG WITH PROMPTO: holy shit look at patch adams over here
    » INBOX WITH GEIR: theyre arrows not swords you dumbo
    » NETWORK WITH RION KUGAYAMA: piles of computer batteries
    » NETWORK WITH DAYLIGHT: ROBOT FUEL DO NOT DRINK

    JULY/2018

    » LOG WITH KOU TOKISAKA: whats the deal with airline food seriously
    » LOG WITH ELIZA ABERDEEN: they literally made a snick reference
    » NETWORK WITH MAES HUGHES: how do you make lean cuisines
    » NETWORK WITH AKIRA KURUSU: dude protag'd a little too hard
    » INBOX WITH JING: jing hands out an important quest
    » INBOX WITH AKIRA KURUSU: this is stupid
    » STRUXTA TOP LEVEL: burgs, vandalism, chocobos

    starring alisaie levilleur, ryuji sakamoto, rion kugayama, nier, 9s, agent washington, prompto


















    "clean and simple" design by mistojen | art by sollay-b
    oculusriffs: casentine @ tumblr (dammit hold on a minute)
    2018-05-07 11:03 am
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    reverie thread tracker









    AUGUST/2018

    » LOG with ryuji sakamoto: 101 uses for a ouija board
    » LOG with tanaka gundam: immortal god of hamster valhalla
    » LOG with 9S: what the fuck is a vacation
    » INBOX with ryo asuka: ryo the science bro
    » INBOX with tanaka gundam: shit sin tubes
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: nice monkey pajamas
    » INBOX with hinata hajime: ride on the magic schoolbus
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: what the fuck is khaki sun
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: dave asks too many dumb questions
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: theyre trying their best
    » METAVERSE TOP LEVEL: meeting daves repressed bullshit baby

    starring terezi pyrope, ryuji sakamato, haru okumura

    JULY/2018

    » LOG with ryuji sakamoto: my name is michael with a (cw: bees)
    » NETWORK with 9S: leaving on a paper jet plane
    » NETWORK with ryuji sakamoto: med bay marauading
    » INBOX with ryo asuka: what the hell is toothpaste
    » INBOX with terezi pyrope: and who the hell is barack obama
    » INBOX with venus: and why is this pizza in a cup
    » INBOX with haru okumura: and who put this idiot here
    » OPEN LOG: a whole mess of shenanigans

    starring amos burton, minato arisato, sypha belnades, ren amamiya, tanaka gundam, ryuji sakamoto, hinata hajime


    JUNE/2018

    » LOG with hinata hajime: what the fuck is that
    » LOG with ren amamiya: illicit coffee book deals
    » NETWORK with aqua: dave admits to being a bhk
    » NETWORK with terezi pyrope: space dnd, daves fursona
    » NETWORK with ryuji sakamoto: this is really just the worst thread ever
    » INBOX with morgana: holy shit she completely ruined him
    » INBOX with dirk strider: you okay bro
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: the worst kind of lois lane blunder
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: click for two very awkward teens
    » INBOX with haru okumura: believe in me who believes in apples
    » INBOX with hinata hajime: dave weirds hinata out yet again
    » LOG TOP LEVEL: we'll all float on and die probably

    starring ryuji sakamoto, minato arisato, hinata hajime, erika mishima, ryo asuka

    MAY/2018

    » TDM with dirk strider: oh god who put these striders here
    » LOG with ryuji sakamoto: dave & ryuji flush a burrito down the toilet
    » LOG with terezi pyrope: some retrograde flying off the handle
    » LOG with venus: the worst cheeseburger ive ever seen in my life
    » LOG with haru okumura: foodie fauxtopsy and also tea
    » LOG with hinata hajime: you got put in SPACE JAIL SON
    » LOG with diana: 'i just meant that your food looks like shit'
    » LOG with hinata hajime: dave ruins hinata's high score
    » LOG with morgana: some sassing completely backfires tbh
    » LOG with giselle: dispersing time periods like oprah disperses cars
    » LOG with terezi pyrope: space graffiti
    » INBOX with dirk strider: it's like those candid haunted house photos
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: in which ryuji turns into a robot
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: what is sburb? what is anything???
    » INBOX with dirk strider: what the fuck is that on your arm
    » INBOX with terezi pyrope: TH3 FOLLY OF D4VES SH1TTY 1RON1C HUBR1S
    » INBOX with ryuji sakamoto: the ghosts put ramen in the toilet
    » NETWORK POST: the sord..... is stuck in the toilet. the station attempts to help

    starring ryuji sakamoto, lorna dane, hinata hajime, jake english, morgana, clara oswald, alucard, akechi goro, dirk strider



    LEFTOVER POINT TOTAL: 4750
    link colors in red mean ive turned them in for bonus ac
    link colors in blue mean ive turned them in for ac
















    "clean and simple" design by mistojen | art by kfjkgj
    oculusriffs: vikarva @ tumblr (where are the fucking hauntoffs)
    2018-05-06 03:29 pm
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    ic contact for [community profile] acatalepsy_rpg


    TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


    [want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person.]
    oculusriffs: neungson @ tumblr (ancient mollusks)
    2018-04-29 03:19 pm

    permissions

    I'll pretty this up later, but here's the long and short of it:

    » HOMESTUCK TEXT: In canon, Dave's dialogue is presented in a candy red font with no punctuation unless he feels like it. My default is not to use the color at all in text messages for DWRP, but if for some reason you want it, let me know!

    » CW: ABUSE: Dave's childhood includes a history of both emotional and physical abuse. I don't anticipate this ever coming up in earnest, because he's the type to hide it unless it's with someone he is extremely close to, but I want to make sure you have the chance to tell me if it's something you don't want to see, or if you'd rather not thread with Dave at all.

    » HUGGING?? Sure go for it. Results may vary, however

    » KISSING? Let's discuss it first!

    » FLIRTING? Sure! Again though, results may vary

    » FIGHTING IRL? Hell yeah, but let's discuss it first!

    » INJURING/KILLING? Like above let's discuss it first!

    » MIND READING? Sure, but let's discuss it first! Blitzing past his emotional barriers via mind magic isn't unprecedented, but it could also be an instant friendship killer.

    » CANON PAIRINGS I LIKE: I enjoy pretty much any flavor of ship, as long as it isn't with another Strilonde. I'm particularly fond of Davekat, JohnDave, DaveJade and Terezi/Dave.

    » RE: THE EPILOGUES/HS2: I haven't read them in full, and tbh I probably won't! I don't really mind spoilers from them, though, and I'm happy to brainstorm to figure a thread out if you're working with a canon point from them.

    » IS THERE A FORM? You bet your bazingas there is. Here you go:



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    oculusriffs: catrente @ tumblr (CATS)
    2018-04-28 11:13 am
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    ic contact for [community profile] reverienet


    TG: this is going to be fucking stupid isnt it


    [want to get in touch with Dave? you can leave a TEXT, VOICE, or VIDEO message — or alternatively, he shouldn't be too hard to track down in person. it's a hunk of junk space house. in space. he's around here somewhere.]
    oculusriffs: catrente @ tumblr (cat)
    2018-04-28 10:18 am

    hmd / ooc contact

    if you have thoughts on how I play Dave, or if you just have thoughts in general, feel free to leave them here! PMing is also a pretty quick way to get in touch with me.

    all comments are screened, and anonymous is enabled
    oculusriffs: unknown (this miraculous gift of vision)
    2017-11-05 07:23 am

    a really stupid playlist

    because what sort of family road trip to 2011 would this be without some jaunty tunes to enjoy in the back of the minivan

    listen here )