ryuji: (is $1000 to do your dreams)
💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-01-07 04:33 am (UTC)

[Yeah, they're about one tumbleweed out from doing a high noon dance around the clocktower, guns cocked and ready to go down in ultimate smash bros style. Ryuji's also having a little bit too much fun with this entire thing, but... y'know, he likes getting down to the dumb, goofy shit when it comes to messing around with Dave.]

It's a dog eat dog world out there. When coups are on the line, ain't no tellin' who's gonna show up through those double swingin' doors.

[This is especially ridiculous, since he can actually pull off the Clint Eastwood accent (albeit really, really, really horribly) when they're speaking to each other in common.

Ryuji's feign lack of compassion at the moment stirs to life though, as he raises his finger and thumb higher up in the air.]


Takin' you down is a downright honor. Yer funeral.

[Bang!

He shoots.

Blanks.]

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