[oh ... is that what they're doing now? LARPing out a bonafide space spaghetti western?]

Why am I not surprised that you'd turn total bounty hunter for ramen coupons? [to think that Ryuji would turn on him the second some hot noods became a very real prospect! just look at the betrayal written all over Dave's smirk.]

[this is also especially funny because if there is actually anyone here who has a slight Texas affect, like how they tend to use in these westerns, it's Dave. it tends to slip out a bit more when he's flustered, though.]

Sorry bro, I'm comfortable up here. Plus, the view's pretty sweet.