[Does it need to be said? He is great at finishing quests. That carrot is definitely phallic enough to draw attention to it, despite the fact that it's a totally not-orange color, and, you know. It's cool. Everything's fine. Ryuji stands there, looking on as if this was a Very Good Decision.]
Dude.
[He's too enamored with this burger to really call attention to anything else. The Merchant gives a "anything else, sir?" before Ryuji shakes his head.]
How much for the carrot?
1 silver?
[Is that a lot? Whatever, he's now the proud owner of an absurdly weird carrot.]
Thanks! [And then, to Dave, taking a bite as he fills up his mouth incredibly rudely.] How'd you know I was hung--
[Oh, yeah, the oath. But he might want to finish that statement??? Holding a carrot, leaving it at hung, world's pretty much back in order.]
You wanna bite? [It's almost your turn to hide, Dave.]
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Dude.
[He's too enamored with this burger to really call attention to anything else. The Merchant gives a "anything else, sir?" before Ryuji shakes his head.]
How much for the carrot?
1 silver?
[Is that a lot? Whatever, he's now the proud owner of an absurdly weird carrot.]
Thanks! [And then, to Dave, taking a bite as he fills up his mouth incredibly rudely.] How'd you know I was hung--
[Oh, yeah, the oath. But he might want to finish that statement??? Holding a carrot, leaving it at hung, world's pretty much back in order.]
You wanna bite? [It's almost your turn to hide, Dave.]