ryuji: (i love them like they are my own childre)
💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [personal profile] oculusriffs 2019-01-05 03:36 am (UTC)

[Does it need to be said? He is great at finishing quests. That carrot is definitely phallic enough to draw attention to it, despite the fact that it's a totally not-orange color, and, you know. It's cool. Everything's fine. Ryuji stands there, looking on as if this was a Very Good Decision.]

Dude.

[He's too enamored with this burger to really call attention to anything else. The Merchant gives a "anything else, sir?" before Ryuji shakes his head.]

How much for the carrot?

1 silver?

[Is that a lot? Whatever, he's now the proud owner of an absurdly weird carrot.]

Thanks! [And then, to Dave, taking a bite as he fills up his mouth incredibly rudely.] How'd you know I was hung--

[Oh, yeah, the oath. But he might want to finish that statement??? Holding a carrot, leaving it at hung, world's pretty much back in order.]

You wanna bite? [It's almost your turn to hide, Dave.]

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