[Dave doesn't even get a chance to comment on how goddamn great he is at finishing quests, or share whatever unfortunate thoughts he has about that equally unfortunate looking carrot, before he's suddenly sporting a cowboy hat.]
Dude.
[dude!!!! now the whole Moon Base knows how silly he looks in hats.]
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Dude.
[dude!!!! now the whole Moon Base knows how silly he looks in hats.]
[and there aren't even any emus to be wrangling.]