[it's month-late karma for being so smug over getting Ryuji to promise to own the entire Moon Base stock of kigurumis is what it is! which is a thing that's still happening no matter what, so Dave will just have to continue reaping the cosmic consequences for it.]

By making an oath thingy. Here, gimme. [he holds his hand out expectantly — you synchronize your chakras by holding hands, apparently. this isn't exactly going as it would in the storybooks, but since when have either of them played by the rules? it's still a majyyks-tinged promise all the same.]

All you've gotta do is, like. Just know that you're the person I'll do literally anything for. I'm pretty sure I've said something like that to you once before, so maybe you already do? So just remember it.

Sound good?