[like he'd say no to the prospect of more good coffee — or, frankly, the opportunity to help a friend live his best barista life. it's probably obvious in the way he straightens, standing a smidge taller.]

[another thing that's definitely there, if Akira notices it, is the way he quirks an eyebrow just slightly, hinting that he isn't really serious about what he's going to say next. because Dave's about to be an asshole.]

Yeah, all right. But I've gotta tell you about a new Strider convenience store policy since you placed your last order.

I'm charging a tax now.