That's what I called him, yeah, [though, the way he says that definitely implies that's not actually the full story. the full story is ... really weird. equally stupid. kind of unpleasant.]

[Dave wouldn't mind explaining, he'd just leave out the unpleasant parts.]

Nah. At least, I don't think so? He just moved really fast like you do — except instead of using it responsibly and scouring a lightning storm for broken sunglasses, he just used it to move his puppets around.