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Lmao that's such bullshit and I'm totally callin' you out on it. What's that phrase? You don't miss your water until the well runs dry?

[THAT... DOESN'T HAVE THE CONNOTATION YOU THINK IT DOES.]

Now all you need is like

An internal cooling system on your pjs in case it does get hot

I mean you can't actually STOP the swamp ass but at least your clothes'll be better off not growing the gnarly painful need for tide pods

Man I miss those things

Handwashing these jumpsuits sucks

I should reconsider my monkey set

Maybe they're magical

Shit, if they are, you can totally have them. I promise it'll come sweat free.