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dave strider ([personal profile] oculusriffs) wrote 2018-06-23 04:26 pm (UTC)

what the fuck sort of wordplay did you just fucking say you little prick? ill have you know i blew up and graduated at the top of my classpect in sburb, and ive been involved in numerous secret raids on moronic crocodiles, and i stole at least a trillion boonbucks from them. i am trained in shitty sword warfare and im the top snarker in the entire population of paradox space. you are just another target to my longwinded insult wrath. i will slander you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this rotting hunk of space steel, mark my goddamn words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again, asshole. as we speak i am contacting my hypothetical doomed time paradox clone from across the station and your watch is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sense of humor. youre fucking owned, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can ruin you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with a babys first fraymotif. not only am i extensively trained in trolling the trolls, but i have access to the entire arsenal of shitty copypasta insults and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of space, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. but you couldnt, you didnt, and now you are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will spit davefury all over you and you will drown in it. youre fucking owned, dude.

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