[Don't mind Ryuji, he'll just... casually... snap a photo of that with his smart watch. There's bound to be a point when Ryuji eventually pisses Dave off, and it's always good to have a reminder that there are cat headbutts to be had instead. Or just tease the hell out of him. Probably the latter. They're 1 for 1 on the embarrassing cat pics.

Except his isn't so embarrassing, it's just. Dumbly adorable.]

So... you're tellin' me to get my cat high so that she'll chill out long enough for me to cuddle her.

[What could go wrong?]

I'm kinda jealous of you right now, not gonna lie. [Still, he'll keep his distance.]