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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [personal profile] oculusriffs 2018-06-03 10:38 pm (UTC)

[It's fine!

It's fine.

Ryuji nods, thinking that the only time he's even seen a crocodile up close and in person was at the zoo on a middle school trip. He borrowed some money from a friend so he could take the train home, left high and dry because he wanted to buy a present for his mom. Stupid... stuffed dolphin.]


I don't think you could swindle Lisa out of all her money. I mean. If she had money. And if money mattered up here?

[Here he is, defending a cat whose actual intelligence he has no claim to know, whatsoever.]

Real glad I look like a big meaty piece of prey. Thanks for that image. [Has some of that awkwardness dissipated? He can't really tell. He could use a moment to himself to gain some composure.]

Hold that thought. I gotta pee. Been standin' on that chair for long enough and holdin' it in.

[He heads to the bathroom, excusing himself.





And. Oh my god? There's an audible curse heard from behind the door. You'd think he's beating himself up or something, but- no, he's just discovered the ramen.]

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