[if it makes Gundam feel any better about not remembering high school, Dave never even graduated junior high. he has no whacky teen movie memories to begin with!]

... Super High School Level Breeder. [what.]

[but, weirdly enough, he doesn't ... seem all that perturbed by such a wild sounding story? because —]

That's really fuckin' weird, but to be honest, that's the same exact shit that happened to us. Except it was more of a "chill on a lab on a meteor in the middle of space for three years" setup, not an island.

Even got goofy titles like that one, too. Mine's Knight of Time.