[Don't pretend like you wouldn't also do anything to protect those chubby cheeks Dave!
Gundam leads Dave down one floor where he has already begun linking toilet paper rolls together and securing them to the wall. Not too high, but a good enough distance from the floor to avoid the risk of being crushed.]
I have acquired the elusive tools by which we can commence our unholy sacrament!
[Some non-toxic glue, a hobby knife, and some tongue depressors for added support.]
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Gundam leads Dave down one floor where he has already begun linking toilet paper rolls together and securing them to the wall. Not too high, but a good enough distance from the floor to avoid the risk of being crushed.]
I have acquired the elusive tools by which we can commence our unholy sacrament!
[Some non-toxic glue, a hobby knife, and some tongue depressors for added support.]