[Dave might not be the best person to ask about slang and memes up to early 2009. he has a bad habit of obfuscating with vulgarities.]
oh man you know how like you sometimes find a bottle of aj in your closet wait are androids capable of drinking apple juice well just say youve got your favorite drink on lock here and then your best bro messages you and hes like what if howie mandel just took this giant blue monster piss in your aj dude and youre trying to block that bullshit out so you can quench your thirst but stupid fuckin monster howie mandels just this stupid fuckin monster intrusive thought harshing your beverage enjoyment thats a buzzkill
anyway im the pilot in this hypothetical field trip
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oh man
you know how like you sometimes find a bottle of aj in your closet
wait are androids capable of drinking apple juice
well
just say youve got your favorite drink on lock here
and then your best bro messages you and hes like
what if howie mandel just took this giant blue monster piss in your aj dude
and youre trying to block that bullshit out so you can quench your thirst
but stupid fuckin monster howie mandels just this stupid fuckin monster intrusive thought harshing your beverage enjoyment
thats a buzzkill
anyway im the pilot in this hypothetical field trip