[samurai ... yeah, no. not even ninja, honestly? but the wavy, mottled hair look isn't a bad one — hell, if one were to ask Dave, he'd say that Ryuji wears it pretty damn well. the weird body horror inspired earcuffs aren't too shabby either.]

[but that train of thought's pretty much entirely thrown off the rails and flung into a brick wall at Ryuji's question. his shoulders slouch just the slightest, arm still comfortably settled in place on Ryuji's shoulder.]

What?

[.........]

I mean, you can get cow pies for free. You just need to drive northwest a bit.

Don't think you'd actually want to be served one though, dude.