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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [personal profile] oculusriffs 2018-08-26 08:14 pm (UTC)

[It definitely stands for net... like internet, only way cooler than IMDB and a little better oganized. Not by much, though. It's still a clunky piece of shit.]

Did you see the world through young Dave's eyes? [No, he has a guess what happens when you put them on, but that's a level of bullshit that he's far, far removed from.] Anything you steal from there is like... a copy of the original. But sometimes you can like... put a copy in a Cerox machine and it'll still kinda get messed up.

[Oh... John's a wind type?

That's one surefire way to kick Ryuji's ass. One good swirl of it and he's down on his ass. But good catch, since he was going to follow up with the other questions about the rest of his team, and preempted by Dave's explanation, he sits there, eating this cronch ball of knowledge like it's an hors d'oeuvre. Sounds cool though, being able to see here and the future- and then, what the fuck?]


Merged... with her invincible pet god dog.

[Homestuck is so fucking weird.]

Like. God. Not guard? Guard dog. No, god dog. [He heard Dave right the first time, he's just... slowly putting it together what someone would look like if they got infused with ole yeller.] Floppy ears 'n all?

Kinda sounds like your brand of bullshit though. [He doesn't mean it nearly as offensively as it comes off-] How'd you guys even get those powers, anyway? Was there like... a Rocky training montage scene and suddenly you could bend time and space, reek havoc with your breath and uh, become a fortune teller? We had to pull off our masks and it was kinda bloody as shit, but then we could start summonin' our personas.

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